⚠️ IMPORTANT LEGAL NOTICE ⚠️
SECTION 1: DIMENSIONAL LIABILITY
By accessing this page, you acknowledge that Easy Crier performances may cause: spontaneous interdimensional travel, temporary or permanent species transformation, uncontrollable urges to feed seagulls, quantum consciousness expansion, and/or existential enlightenment.
SECTION 2: SPECIES-SPECIFIC WARNINGS
- SEAGULLS: May experience enhanced squawking abilities
- DEMONS: Risk of developing positive emotions
- GHOSTS: May temporarily become corporeal during performances
- ALIENS: Probe technology may malfunction in proximity to Thomas Wing
- HUMANS: Side effects include but are not limited to: crying, dancing, spiritual awakening
SECTION 3: THE TRUTH ABOUT EASY CRIER
[CLASSIFIED INFORMATION BELOW - PROCEED WITH CAUTION]
Do you wish to learn the true origin story of Thomas Wing and Easy Crier?
Warning: This information may fundamentally alter your understanding of reality